photo cred: jak and jil
I'll be the first to bitterly admit that I somewhat lack the sportive gene in my sartorial DNA, but I am in the midst of making minor alterations. Geez. Fashion can be fickle. In fact, as I publish this lament, I'm confirming the purchase of my first-ever cap in hopes of placing that one toe inside the forbidden pool of literal sportswear. Well, forbidden to me. My head isn't configured for hats, in my opinion, but I'm making the attempt with the hope of avail! Harnesses can come much later...Gulp.